Smoke Free in 2008
Today’s post comes courtesy of DailyCandy.com. We share their enthusiasm for the impending smoking ban.
December 31, 2007
Thank You for Not Smoking
Chicago Goes Smoke Free
There is lots to look forward to in 2008. Namely, the smoking ban in Chicago. Here are the top ten reasons this law rules:
10. No need for a full body scrubdown after a Friday night out.
9. If you’re not holding a cig, you can hold another beer.
8. You can stop looking for a fine piece of ash at the local bar.
7. You won’t have to worry about the black lung.
6. The only hot butt in the room will be yours.
5. Febreeze will no longer be your signature scent.
4. Guys will be forced to actually ask for your number, rather than bum a cig then hang around ’til last call being awkward.
3. You can take that $8 and buy something nice for yourself. Like three bottles of Listerine.
2. Manicurists for miles will be thankful for the demise of the yellow nail.
1. Clearer skin + healthier heart = totally smokin’.

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