When John Kerry and George Bush met at last week’s debate, Kerry pulled Bush towards him and whispered something in his ear. We asked the crowd at the Charleston to guess what he said. The crowd voted on their favorites.

The winners:

• Dude, wanna split an eight ball? [editors note: this is not a billiards reference.]
• Hasta la vista, beeyatch!

But there were many, many more. More than we could read at Saturday night’s show. So, as a courtesy to the public, we’ve listed all the submissions here on Tangleweed.org. Enjoy.

The rest:

1. Good luck. Remember, it’s pronounced nuc-le-ar.
2. Remember, we’ve got to make this seem as real as possible.
3. My daughter wants to date your daughter.
4. Dude, can you score me some coke?
5. Bush to Kerry: Who’s your hairstylist
6. Good luck finding a new job, George.
7. I love your man boobs!
8. Are you wearing lifts in your shoes? Are you stuffing your pants?
9. Are you sleeping OK? You look tired. Are the deaths of 2324 soldiers keeping you awake?
10. Your zipper’s undone
11. After this, let’s go get a beer
12. So, what’re you doing after?
13. Go suck a bananna, Chimpy
14. Monkey on your back?
15. What are you doing the next four years? I hear Michael Jackson needs a new mascot.
16. Pea brain!
17. You’d look hot in a Tangleweed t-shirt [editors note: everyone looks hot in a Tangleweed t-shirt. However, our t-shirts are 100% natural cotton and suitable for all-season wear. So even if you look hot, you'll be cool and comfortable in your super sporty Tangleweed t-shirt.]
18. Are you as dumb as you look?
19. Your breath smells like Laura’s bush
20. Tangleweed has more weapons of mass destruction than Saddam.
21. Is that some sort of corporate agenda in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
22. Hey, you’ve got a booger hanging out
23. Nice ass! [editors note: this may have been directed to the band]
24. You suck ass! [editors note: this may have been directed to the band]
25. Charlie Gibson makes my balls itch
26. Tell us again about those gyne doctors and how they love their women.
27. Say it like this, for Christ’s sake: NU-CLE-AR!
28. Did you just fart?
29. Gee, your hair smells terrific.
30. Can you even spell debate? Let alone president? You punk-ass chimp.
31. Time to spank the monkey!
32. Dude–are you aware? There are NO teleprompters.
33. Squeal like a piggy!
34. Dude, where’s my car?
35. Next debate, let’s have Mr. T moderate.
36. John Kerry: Where is the strangest place you’ve ever made whoopie? George Bush: That’d be up the butt, John.
37. Is that an unjustified war that’s killed thousands of innocent civilians and over a thousand soldiers in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Have your own favorites that you’d like to add?