When John Kerry and George Bush met at last week’s debate, Kerry pulled Bush towards him and whispered something in his ear. We asked the crowd at the Charleston to guess what he said. The crowd voted on their favorites.

The winners:

• Dude, wanna split an eight ball? [editors note: this is not a billiards reference.]
• Hasta la vista, beeyatch!

But there were many, many more. More than we could read at Saturday night’s show. So, as a courtesy to the public, we’ve listed all the submissions here on Tangleweed.org. Enjoy. (more…)